Lovenox scissors

I'm not sure of the wisdom behind advertising an anti-coagulant with a sharp object, but then, there you are.

Uroxatral Stapler

I'm really not sure about the connection between staples and BPH, but the stapler works quite well.

Lovenox pen

This is a great looking, great feeling, cleverly designed pen. Unfortunately, the ink cartridges are vying with Crestor's failure for "the worst I've ever tried to use." Not impressive.

Lovenox ID tag

Pretty much everyone in the hospital needs an ID badge, and it has to displayed prominently. Pretty easy to see how the drug companies figured out that a badge holder might be prime real estate.

I use a holder I bought, because I think these kinds of things are borderline obnoxious.

Lovenox Sharpie

Another salvo in the continuing war between Lovenox and Arixtra. These two medicines do very similar things (actually, the exact same thing) but there are slight differences in the side effect profiles. This means that sometimes we'll get both reps, alternating every other day, for a week straight, trying to win us over to using one or the other. This is basically a sharpie without a cap, so pretty useful. Lovenox is defintely winning the drug rep toy competition.

Levemir and Lovenox pens

Same pen, different companies. They do this because the pen is great. Just a standard ball point, but hey, I'll bet there are more of them than there are people in China. 5 billion pieces of plastic can't be wrong!

Plavix pen

I like this pen. It's easy to hold, doesn't skip, not too light, with a nice grip that isn't too squishy. The only downside is tough to describe. I feel like it rolls too quickly, that there isn't enough resistance on the rollerball.