Viagra light switch

No comment really needed, and in fact, I'm sure my mother wouldn't approve if there were any. Hi mom!

UPDATE: I received this pic from a reader, and I am not certain it was ever used by Pfizer. I have heard from the designer of the item, Einav Jacubovich, and he has asked for attribution. Clever idea at least, but possibly not a real drug rep toy.

UPDATE 2: I have confirmed this was never used as a pharmaceutical advertisement. Clever idea though.

VFend pen

Finally, someone at Pfizer figured out that ugly is not the new cool, and that the pre-teen female demographic that inexplicably keeps Troll dolls popular is not prescribing medicines. This VFend pen is far, far better than the previous iteration. In fact, I actually use this now, and I'm not even a Broncos fan.

Norvasc pen

As cheap pens go, this one is amazing. I love the feel, and the slim body doesn't take up too much space. Nothing special, writing wise, but it doesn't skip. I'm currently using it a lot.

Viagra pen

Another one that fails to live up to the legacy, perhaps even legend, of great Viagra pens. This pen's clip is flimsy, and the end part that holds it on is so loosely attached that clicking it closed quickly will pop the top of the pen off. Not impressed.

Celebrex Pen

This pen is awesome. A real work of art, with faux jade grip. And it is heavy. I like that a lot. But the clicker piece is pretty cheap and I think I'm going to break it if I carry it around. I'm sticking with Vytorin, at least in writing implements.

Zyvox pen

Zyvox is a super antibiotic. It's an IV only drug, which I guess explains the red color. (I shouldn't just write this stuff without checking my facts. Zyvox is oral and IV. Thanks, annonymous tipster. Now I have no idea why it's red.) Not a bad pen, still.

VFend pen

This one is just obnoxious, big, clunky, and inelegant.

Viagra pen

You knew it was coming, the infamous Viagra pen. Unfortunately, there are multiple types of this drug's pen, and some aren't as good as others. Apparently the first pens this drug was advertised with were very nice. This version is pretty lightweight, and though it writes ok, it doesn't live up to the legend.

Spiriva pen

Nice to hold, but really bad ink. If I actually cared, I'd change out the cartridge. I don't care that much.